Category Archives: G. Callen

Callen’s Corner: Distractionist

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G Callen is a distractionist.*

You see it in the way he goes about his life.
How he interacts with his team.
How he deals with Hetty.

Definition:

Dis-trac-tion-ist (adjective) – [meanings] One’s ability to create either a false or true front meant to distract from the issue or situation that really matters; akin to throwing a rock to make a person look in a direction, away from what’s actually happening; similar to playing hard-to-get, yet without letting on what true motives are; in extreme cases, fronting a front in front of a façade in front of a façade.

We see it every time Callen is working the case with his Team, yet is secretly concerned with what is going on behind the scenes, say, with Hetty, or Hunter, rest her soul, or Granger.

The point of these distractionist moments is to keep everyone snowed. Unknowing. Until he get the answers he wants.

Simple.
Sneaky.
Ninja-like.

Considering who G Callen’s boss is, and the feisty legend that she is, maybe he learned this practice from her. Perhaps? We all know he didn’t learn distractionistism^ from Sam Hanna. Or, Kensi Blye. Ooooooor, maybe it was something he was taught by Gibbs.

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There may not be a better distractionist in the world than Leroy Jethro Gibbs. I’m sure he could’ve been responsible for teaching Callen and thing or two…

Seeing Gibbs mentor Callen in any way doesn’t seem so bad to me. In fact… I’d love to go back to that time in Moscow. To that op. In the winter snow. Bad guys. Danger. Guns. Gibbs and Callen, speaking Russian… Mmmhmm. That’s the stuff good daydreams are made of.

Distractionist.

Callen.

My favorite Callen distractionist moment?

The time that Callen was deciding what he thought of Walton Flynn, using his own facts, while everyone else was telling him what to think. (See Season 1, Episode 4, “Search and Destroy.”)

In the end, Callen and Flynn had a moment, and Callen made a judgment call he could live with. It was amazing. None of his team saw it coming, either.

Okay.

Your turn.

What are your favorite Callen distractionist moments?

 

#CallensCorner #Distractionist

 

*This term was first tweeted by @TeamCallen.
^This term was first introduced by me, Keviana Elliot, and I dare you to say it three times, fast, without laughing.

 

Callen’s Corner: Poll – Who of Callen’s Family Do You Want To Be Alive?

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Astounding things happen in our hero’s life all the time. If you could choose, who of Callen’s family would you want to see alive?

Who of Callen's Family Do You Want To Be Alive?

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The winning answer will be featured in a future Callen’s Corner Post.

Callen’s Corner: Picture-Quote-Squee Vol. 1

Reference: “Keepin’ It Real”
Episode: Season 1, Episode 6

PICTURE:

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Alright, Callen Affectionados, here’s the picture of G.

Undercover.

Using those silky words of his.

His alias is a bit nervous. But, we all know he’s not. Right?

Callen doesn’t get nervous. Or rattled.

My squee for this picture is simply on how tense the situation is, and how he’s smiling.
That, and those blue eyes are sky-blue glass-colored.

Oh my.

QUOTE:

Sam: “My point is we compliment each other. But I’m natural.”
Callen: “I’m natural, and you’re made.”
Sam: “I’m the natural operator.”
Callen: “If you’re natural, then I’m supernatural.”
Sam: “That doesn’t even make sense.”
-Written by Matt Pyken and Shane Brennan

I follow Callen’s point, Sam. And it’s rather adorable. I mean, he took the competition in stride and one-upped you. When you do you let anyone do that?

…Whoa. I just talked to Sam in a post.

Sorry. Got caught up in the moment.

Back to squeeing.

The best part of this quote is that it takes place when Callen and Sam are about to enter a residence with guns drawn.

Bantering.

And Callen clearly knew what he was talking about.

After all, G Callen is a legend.

He is somewhat supernatural, isn’t he?

Squee.

Any fans wishing to squee with me may do so in the comments.

Callen’s Corner: Bee.Eh.Vee Interview

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Keviana: Hi! I’m grateful you’re taking time out of your day to talk to us!

Bee.Eh.Vee: No worries! I like to be productive while I procrastinate.

You are rumored to be very possessive of your tv time, as your bio states, “NCIS: LA (do not mess with my Deeks time, I will throw things)”… Tell us how you got hooked on the show.

My Mom liked JAG and I vaguely remember the final season, so when they spun NCIS off, we carried on watching and the same thing happened with NCIS:LA. However, NCIS:LA moved to being one of my favourite shows when they brought on Deeks. I think the humour his character provides balances out the show (as evidenced by Season 4 Episode 9 when he was missing).

For those not acquainted with your fan fiction “Brothers in Arms”, can you give us a quick summary?

Callen and Deeks are put undercover as arms-dealing brothers that were created by Eric and Nell for a cyber-sting that has moved into the real world. Naturally, it doesn’t go smoothly, and what should have been a simple bait-and-trap operation turns into something more dangerous. The chase to capture a group of Colombian guerrilla fighters, an assassin, and Deeks’ sanity takes them through LA, Colombia, and finally Mexico where a long walk in a big desert finally delivers justice.

It’s a fascinating story. What goals did you have in mind when you first began “Brothers in Arms”? 

I don’t think I had completely thought out the whole idea. I wanted to write something creative instead of my usual research work and the first chapter just flowed out. I had the plot up to Chapter 10 planned out (it was supposed to end there) but the twist at the end wrote itself. I grabbed on and wrote the rest of it while flying by the seat of my pants.

My goal was to complete a story! I have the habit of starting a story, jumping to the middle, back to the start, write the ending, abandon it, come back, tweak stuff, and then never finish it. My brain apparently does not function in a straight line. I thought if people wanted more, it would be motivation to complete it.

It’s common knowledge that I am always on the lookout for fan fiction stories that take G Callen’s character through some interesting twists. The fact that you take Deeks and Callen undercover is nothing new. What IS new, in my humble opinion, is that you have them go lone wolf to finish the case, leaving behind their partners. (And Hetty.) What barriers did you have to overcome with Deeks and Callen’s personalities to get them to work together with such determination?

It’s an interesting dynamic, two people who are quite happy working on their own, deciding (together) to work together. I wanted to force a situation where their partners really couldn’t be involved and they were working with less supervision. That opened up the possibility for them to get more in tune with each other’s abilities.

The more I thought about it, the more similarities emerged between them. They have both spent a lot of time in undercover operations, have limited family ties, have a protective streak, and can think on their feet. Yes, Deeks is more of a goof and Callen tends to be more serious, but opposite personalities do work well together.

In the end, the formula was to take two people with similar motivations and skill sets, drop them into an intense situation, assume they’ll fall back on their go-to move (drop off the map and fix the problem themselves) and watch the fireworks.

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And, fireworks there were. Would you like to see this platonic partnership played out on the show? Why?

I would like to see it on the show for several reasons. One, their back stories have similar elements and finding that common ground would add another layer to the show. Two, I think Chris O’Donnell and Eric Christian Olsen would portray it well. Three, I would finally get an answer to my burning question: if Sam and Kensi were in a car together, who would drive?

Haha, my guess is it’d be a stand-off! Okay, for us who adore the Callen side of things, tell us how you write him. What Callen-traits do you try to focus on?

As much as he seems to fight the idea of being a part of a team at times, he’s quite good at leading one. There was a lot of planning and being one or two steps ahead required in this story. In that way, he has hints of Hetty in him. He’ll take chances, like the one he took on Deeks’ cover. The other part of his character that I enjoyed playing with was that he has been in the business so long that he must know random people from different agencies scattered across the globe.

Tell us a little about the hilarious sequel to “Brothers in Arms”… Did you mean for it to be so funny?

My personal tag line for that one is “…and then hilarity ensues.”

That story bubbled out during a very stressful October that was followed by a very busy November when I spent a lot of time working with my hands, but my mind was free to roam. And when my mind wanders, it takes some wacky turns.

I cannot be completely serious, which I believe is why Deeks is close to my heart (that and I also style my hair with my pillow), and BiA was getting quite serious near the end. All the wackiness that was being stifled was released in the sequel. Kind of like an escaped un-tied balloon or a hot water heater with a faulty pressure valve (See: Mythbusters).

Are there any future lone wolf episodes currently planned for Deeks and Callen? Any rampaging plot bunnies?

Yes. The villain has been chosen, the early-story hook has been figured out, some scenes are bouncing around my head, but I’ll probably wait until the summer to start writing it. The first chapter picks up a couple weeks following Brothers in Arms: Hetty’s Revenge.

Thank you for making time for us. Glad we were able to catch up with you!

Always! It was fun to do.

Any parting words for aspiring fan fiction writers?

Cannonball in, save the story, and then go back a day later to re-read it. I like starting in the middle because it takes the “empty page/blinking cursor of doom” pressure off.

 

You can check out all of Bee.Eh.Vee’s writings here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4076310/Bee-Eh-Vee
Please note that the next adventure for Callen and Deeks is already in progress: “Fracture Pattern.” Be sure to leave her a review!

Callen’s Corner: The Caribbean Blue Shirt

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Team Callen, brace yourself, because I’m about to go there.

The Caribbean blue shirt.

The one Callen wore one time. Just once and only once.

If you are a Callen fan, you know the shirt, and, at this moment, your skin is tingling and your eyes are wide. Your heart may have just accelerated.

Yes.
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THAT shirt.

The shirt that is talked about to. this. day.

On Twitter, fangirls still send the picture to each other. (They’d send other pictures of that shirt, but there aren’t any others to send. Just the one. A few variations, but sometimes those come out blurry. I’ve received that one picture more times than I’d care to admit. I grinned wildly each time.)

Tumblr had reposts of that picture.

Oh, the shirt and that cocky G Callen smirk as he all-so-casually pulled off his sunglasses.

Eeep.

“Stand-Off.” Episode 6, Season 2.

The Caribbean shirt was so famous, it had a fan fic written about it. Don’t look at me like that– I’m SERIOUS! The question about the vitality of that shirt was in question. I believe Sam was begging Hetty to incinerate it. Something about it being a chick-magnet…

Stop it. I can hear some of you squealing from here.

The Caribbean blue shirt was one of those awesome one-offs that true Callen fans live for. The perfect color with the perfect eyes on the perfect day in the perfect senario. Whoever dressed him in that? All of Team Callen owes that individual a great debt of gratitude.

If that shirt were ever to be auctioned, I’m scared of how much money it would bring in. I sincerely hope that whichever individual has it in their posession understands the level of valuable they are touching…

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THE shirt.

Did I have a point to this post?

Yes, I’m getting to it. Let’s recap first.

The Caribbean blue shirt.

THE shirt.

The one Callen wore while bringing his undercover ex-CIA ex-wife to justice.

Sidenote: Maybe that’s why women across the world swooned. Not only was G wearing it, next to a body of water, but he was taking care of something he was SO OVER in the process. Maybe that’s what made it so hott. I mean, hello, the chick tried to seduce him into helping her THREE TIMES! How dare she attempt to use the past flames to get what she wanted. Anyone else worried that she would’ve ditched Callen again whenever she was finished with him? Grr.

Oh yeah, the reason I’m bringing all of this up again.

So, I noticed that there’s a whole slew of new NCIS: Los Angeles fans joining the movement at all times. New fans who don’t know about G Callen and THE shirt. All they know is that Hunter died and Densi is a rough thing and the bromance is hilarious. The beginnings are something us older (more mature?) fans talk about among ourselves.

This can’t be allowed to happen. G Callen fans around the world must know about that day, that moment, that COLOR.

Particular that color on G Callen.

Are you with me?

 

#LongLiveTHEShirt